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The A's, B's, and DD's of Getting Older — a funny, honest collection of essays for every woman who's ever laughed, or cried, at what her body's up to lately.
Four ways in — pick the one that fits.
The latest essay from “My Eyes Are Up Here” — Hollie's honest, funny take on where youth ends and the rest of it begins.
On her 60th birthday, the changes in her body were unmistakable—her neck had developed a noticeable sag, her breasts had lost their firmness, her upper arms were softer, and her belly had become more prominent. It was clear that when it came to her body parts, “they weren’t even trying anymore”. This epiphany inspired 26 essays for anyone who is getting older and struggling with the process.
Welcome to “They Aren’t Even Trying Anymore: The A’s, B’s and DD’s of Getting Older,” a delightful and empowering collection of essays designed for women over 50. With a blend of humor, wisdom, and raw honesty, this book offers a refreshing perspective on the realities of growing older.
In these pages, you'll find laughter and solace as you explore the journey of aging through the alphabet. From the practical to the profound, each essay tackles a different aspect of this transformative phase of life.
Laugh along with the author's witty observations on menopause: “Every woman should receive a personal fan when she turns 50 and along with a wide berth, for that matter!” Revel in the wisdom shared on gratitude, where the author reflects, “I was able to acknowledge and express gratitude for even more basic gifts that would often get overlooked—the smell of rain, the sound of birds, the softness of the fur on my cat, the peacefulness of a quiet house.”
Embrace the courage to confront intimate truths: “From spin the bottle and practice kissing, to the back seat fumbling of teens in lust, to the promiscuous experimentation and search for what I thought equated to love, to finally experiencing the joy and pain of real, true intimacy and the vulnerability that it requires, I spent a lot of time getting physical.”
Discover the simple joys that come with age: “I am joyful after eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. Joyful when my back does not ache, when heat does not flash, when digestion is smooth and regular, when knees and ankles bend as they were designed. It doesn’t take much.”
Whether you're navigating the ups and downs of aging or simply seeking a laugh and a touch of wisdom, “TAETA” is your perfect companion for the journey. Celebrate the beauty of growing older with humor, insight, and authenticity.